Feb 16


With the wee-baby Skyler (AKA SkyRizz, Rizzie, The Rizzler) in attendance this year, we’ve brought our official mean cabin age down to 26, making us all Gen Z on average.

So, given this unprecedented opportunity to become attune with the next generation, I’ve learned some new vocab that I’d like to throw at you while I describe the latest episode of SNL.

At 3 hours long, this episode of SNL was giving Greek orthodox wedding. WHEN!!! It had me so eepy.

Sabrina Carpenter was such a pick-me singing country in her song with Paul Simon. Bet. The other Paul (McCartney)’s performance and voice were totally cracked, but the crowd was absolutely glazing him. It was sus af; he may have been goated back in the day, but now he came across as pretty mid. No cap tho, we do recognize that it was pretty based of him to get up there at all at his age, so I guess that’s a W.

Deadass Lin Manuel-Miranda was totally throwing the vibe off, showing up once again to belt Hamilton. He’s an absolute NPC. In the same never ending sketch, Adam Driver was the most sigma Hot Dog. MUSTARD! Will Forte was straight bussin too. He hit different and absolutely slayed.

Overall, I’d rate the Sunday Saturday night live episode: Scam.